This will come as no surprise to any of you, but my blog has been rated PG. Apparently the use of the word "knife" in a few posts kept me from getting a G. Darn my violent tendencies.
So, I'm standing in my living room letting my mind wander for a minute or two as I stare out the window and watch the day go by, and I see my neighbors walking their dogs down the street. They are nice neighbors who are always friendly and responsible with their property. That is to say they aren't like the other neighbors who heap rubbish behind their house like Ma and Pa Kettle and let their dogs bark for thirty minutes at a time . Anyway, I see the nice people walking their dogs, a big golden retriever who is as sweet as can be and as dumb as a post—he once ate a sock and nearly died before it was surgically removed—and a new golden retriever puppy. Then I see Neighbor Wife suddenly run down the street with the big dog. Then I see Neighbor Husband stopped in front of my house with the puppy on its leash. And then I see the puppy taking a huge dump in my grass. Let me tell you, that is not done in this town unless the dog owner has a plastic bag handy and is ready to pick up ...
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A disappointingly tame NC-17.
Looks like it's been a pretty non-sweary month so far.
Hey ho. Perhaps I'm going soft in my dotage.
My blog is rather boring with just Cakes and Al....ah well..
Can I read Robyn's blog?
Pleeeeeease?
Awww C'mon!
Alifan,your site is not boring. Don't forget the pics of Oscar. He's lovely.
Sassy, I forgot about "bastard." See? It just goes to show how useless movie ratings are.
There was I thinking my filth was lovely.
It's organic, GM-free filth, Robyn; carefully selected from only the finest muck-heaps.
Nasty indeed!
Harumph!
And I'm tagging you.
Kisses
Dive rang me tonight, to say my blog is child friendly.... how mild!!!!
OK Son you can read Robyns Blog, as long as I do not have to read yours, if there is that many bad words, and you know I give in to you everytime, so you do not have to plead>>>>>>>>>>