...when you have a slipped disc...or when Lucifer has taken his bloodless, boney index finger and run it across your vertibrae, one at a time like a mallet on a marimba, his spikey, filthy fingernail clickety-click against the bones, retracting the muscles into an angry and immovable mass.
-standing
-sitting
-laying down
-getting up from a laying down position
-sneezing
-working at your desk
-playing a French horn
-petting the cat
-picking up dropped items
-washing the dishes
-buying groceries
-vacuuming
-getting in and out of the car
-not moving for 20 minutes at a time
-standing
-sitting
-laying down
-getting up from a laying down position
-sneezing
-working at your desk
-playing a French horn
-petting the cat
-picking up dropped items
-washing the dishes
-buying groceries
-vacuuming
-getting in and out of the car
-not moving for 20 minutes at a time
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At least you don't have to vacuum?
May the Spirits of Anaesthesia rub gentle salve into your back (I'd have a go but I can't reach) …
It works for me every time :>)
Hope you feel better soon.
Sun tanning on a sun bed of course.
Foetal position tightly on your side is good i find in those circumstances. No, stoppit Old K, i meant for relaxing and sleeping! Goodness!
Anyway, thank you. Sleeping is a relief, but now I am here for another day of frozen-back syndrome.
And very soon, I hope.
Now what was it you were telling me about knitting?