It's All Temporary

It's all of 9 degrees in Small Town this morning, and the headline in Small Town Newspaper reads "Jobless Rate On the Rise." sigh.

With those things in mind, I present you with this.

Comments

dive said…

That's yet another wonderful, inspirational and beautifully written piece, Robyn.
Your editorials have a way of making me sit back and smile and say "Well, that's alright then."
A rare gift.

7:45 AM

dive said…

Oh, and by the way …
Roll on spring!

7:45 AM

Sassy Sundry said…

I like your piece better than the headline story.

8:47 AM

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said…

Wonderful Robyn! I felt every word. It made me sad too but smiling all the while as I conjured up this image of a stomping, crazy-mad tiny girl finally able to return, indignant at the elements, to her home! hehe.......ahhhhh.

I wish our newspapers would let us write pieces like this. It's all news, news and boring news.

12:10 PM

savannah said…

another great piece, sugar! i remember the seasons in ohio - you almost made me miss them! ;) xoxox

1:54 PM

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