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Be Careful What You Shoot


Read in my local paper this morning:

Don Keating of the Eastern Ohio Bigfoot Investigation Center is asking deer hunters to be on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary. Specifically, anything 6- to 9-feet tall, bipedal and covered with dark hair. More specifically – Sasquatch, better known as Bigfoot. Keating is hoping that deer hunters somewhere in Ohio spot the elusive Bigfoot and report it to him but urges them to not shoot if they spot it.

Comments

dive said…
Put a bald spot on top and that could be Michael, my keyboard player.
7:50 AM
Scout said…
Big hairy guy, is he?
8:25 AM
dive said…
Six-six and hairy everywhere but his head (we've shared dressing rooms for nearly thirty years … you get to know these things … and a whole lot else).
8:40 AM
Ms Mac said…
Hmm... sounds a bit like Mr Mac. But I can provide him with an alibi.
1:31 PM
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