Thanks to Rich for the inspiration...Lizzie Borden was acquitted of the murders of her father and step-mother, but we love the little poem anyway, don't we?
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.
According to Wikipedia, "The anonymous rhyme was made up by a writer as an alluring little tune to sell newspapers even though in reality her stepmother suffered 9 blows, her father 11."
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Ms Mac, I actually laughed out loud at the beauty school thing. Very funny!!